phunderplonics:

They mad.

phunderplonics:

They mad.

(via laughbitches)


Passenger Seat by Death Cab For Cutie

Passenger Seat by Death Cab For Cutie

(via cazsamboky)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: shmegeh, via daddyfuckedme)

So tonight I told my mom there’s a non-humanoid spirit attached to my soul and is constantly directly behind me

(As confirmed by a stranger who warned me about him at work)

And she was like

"Think how I feel"

super-hint:

My dad thinks I like drawing Abraham Lincoln.

super-hint:

My dad thinks I like drawing Abraham Lincoln.

(via omnipotentbunny)